Talk about water heaters

Talk about water heaters

One day in Chicago, Sam Wars took off his clothes to take a shower. He turned the shower on the left to heat the water. By the time the water was withdrawn, it was light, but after a minute, I became cold. Sam changed the water into water to heat the water. But it was a little hot. In fact, it was always cold. They called and immediately pulled from the shower. He dried himself with a towel, put on some clothes and went to the dungeon to check the water heater.

Sam can not tell if the machine was working properly or not. He bought it ten years ago and had few problems with it, if any. So, they called the local plumber to check. When the plumber arrived after a few hours, Sam showed the machine. Plumber tested and looked down. He watered the water and flooded the water.

"I work funny"? A voice announces.

Jack's plumber, his jacket and soon looked around them.

"I hope you have a warm hand, I'm cold!" The sound says

"Who said?" M. hot? "

"No, me ... water heater."

Jack watched his machine open his eyes. "What?"

"I've been here for a few years, I hope you can change me to a new model ... I can not wait to get out of here ... ... want to hear a joke?"

Jack put the gas on a water heater with special attention. "Y..y..yea?"

Heater laughs, "I'm getting hot now." "What did the water heater say when the plumber pulled the water?"


"Heater felt ... ha ... ha ... ha!"

Jack looked at the disbelief. He started thinking about what could happen with this magic water heater. Then came an idea. If he possesses this wonderful machine, he has become famous and rich.

"What does Mr. Hot know about being able to talk about you?" Jack said to the heater.

"No ... it's going to make her angry, can you take me home with you, I know I have to change."

"I'll see what I can do."

So, Jack Sim said that the old heater needed to be changed. "I can schedule a schedule as soon as possible, I want to ask you to keep this old water heater."

"It's okay with me."

The next day, Jack withdrew his truck, removing a new water heater for the exchange of magical water heaters. When he came in, he went to the machine and said, "I'm here, come and take you," he told him.

"It's great, can not wait to get out of here!" The machine says happily.

Jack disconnected all the pipes and holes. After crossing the water, he apparently installed a new water heater to replace the old one. After signing and paying for the SIM card, Jack withdrew his heavy future machine to earn money.

When Jack came home, he approached a comedy club and talked to the manager about his water heater. The director cheated on disbelief. But, he set a time to recreate the club crowd for Jack with his water heater the next night. "Jack and his interactive water heater" will be the first part of the evening.

The next night, Jack spent at the Comedy Comedy Club. Some people who worked in the club were surprised and surprised that the water heater was kept in the club. He thought the club needed a new water heater and Jack was about to install it, but when he took that step, he was surprised. Everyone is sunny and joked, but he thought, I'll show them.

Jack had prepared his jacket and tie and covered the radiator with a sheet. Jack waited a long time as the audience sat down. When Jack came out, he quickly removed the radiator and said, "I looked at this former radiator customer's house and he talked to me, so I want to introduce it to you.

He said nothing. It's just the lamp. The crowd started laughing and feeling. Jack started to sweat. He asked Heater nervously, "Water heater, tell us a joke."

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